Playing my Game Boy Micro again was a reality check about old games consoles – and getting older myself. I recently thought it would be a wheeze to transform a 12.9in iPad Pro into a monstrous handheld games console. With the help of a GameSir X2s, I concocted an impressively unwieldy set-up that made even a Steam Deck look svelte by comparison. For added ‘little and large’ larks, I snapped a photo of it next to my Game Boy Micro. Less sensibly, I then decided to play something on the Micro. And, boy, was that a reality check about old handhelds – and getting old myself.

This experience was a rarity for me. (As in, the playing original hardware thing – not the regular reminder I’m getting older thing.) I adore old games. I wouldn’t argue gaming was better back then – and I actively explore the latest titles on console and handheld emulation system. But it’s a joy to revisit gaming’s formative years. Not least since I lived through most of them myself.

However, I rarely use original hardware when I need a blast of nostalgia. Years ago, I sold or gave away most of what I owned. While I sometimes regret that, I then remember I wouldn’t use it much. Time is always a factor, and emulation is amazingly convenient.

Why would I spend ages hooking up a C64 to a TV, battling with a tape deck to load a game over the course of ten minutes, when I can revisit any title instantly on a TV box or handheld emulation system? I had enough of Martin Galway’s loading music back in the 1980s, thanks. And, sure, there are SD card reader mods for retro systems, but they add another layer of complexity and are just more things to go wrong. Besides, if you’re already deviating from full authenticity, why not go the whole hog? Hence: a paucity of original hardware. And, ironically, boxes full of games with nothing to play them on.

There are systems I can’t bring myself to part with, though. There’s a ZX Spectrum on my office wall. (For now. I’ve had a couple of ‘incidents’ with 3M velcro that raise questions about its long-term residency.) I also have two Dreamcasts and an original Xbox in the loft. My handhelds, like the Game Boy Micro, are the exception, due to that convenience factor. In other words, they fit in a drawer and are pick-up-and-play, with no dependencies. Well, assuming you haven’t lost the charger.

The Game Boy Micro was always an oddball among them, though. It’s as if Nintendo misunderstood which pocket people meant when someone suggested making a Game Boy more ‘pocketable’. It fits into a coin pocket. The thing weighs a ridiculously tiny 80g. It’s the antithesis of modern mobile hardware trends, which favour surfboard-sized phones and shoehorning entire PCs into a case that’s at best luggable – and then claiming that’s a handheld. (Which, of course, is what I was mocking with the whole iPad thing.)

Think I’m exaggerating? The Steam Deck is bigger and weighs more than the ZX Spectrum, let alone the Game Boy Micro – although it does at least have a lovely 7in display. The Game Boy Micro, by contrast, has a miserly 2in. 240x160px! And as I settled down to a bout of WarioWare, my aging eyes and hands quickly protested. They were begging me for something bigger and more comfortable.

Perhaps modern hardware has it right after all. One thing’s for sure: if the rumoured Xbox handheld arrives, a giant-sized creation dwarfing even the Steam Deck and equipped with fans strong enough to launch you into orbit, I’ll only have one thought: at least I’ll be able to see what’s happening on the screen.

Playing my Game Boy Micro was a reality check about old consoles

The author reflects on the experience of playing the Game Boy Micro, a small handheld console, and compares it to modern handhelds like the Steam Deck and the rumored Xbox handheld. The author discusses the convenience of emulation systems and the nostalgia of revisiting old games on original hardware.