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Not sure what’s felt longer, the wait for January payday or the next Traitors episode 😫

OFFICE BEHAVIOURS THAT ARE TRAITOR-ISH 

-asking “can we chat??” without saying why 
-not telling someone they're on mute and watching them silently talk 
-microwaving fish in the kitchen

How to tell if your colleague is obsessed with The Traitors:

- they get suspicious when you hand them a drink 
- they’re wearing heavy eye makeup and got a fringe 
- they say things like “that’s traitor-ish behaviour” 
- they’re obsessed with fizzy rosé

"Sorry I'm late, I was trying to find my wheelie bin" is a valid excuse today.

Sparing a thought for everyone with a January birthday 🫶

If Cousin Richie can get through service then you can get through to January Payday.

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